Creation Story

So we have this assignment in our language arts teacher (yes, we still have assignments) and i'm so excited.
our assignment is to create our own creation story.
so i'm paired up with this guy named Tanner.
and i'm wondering-
do y'all want to hear my creation story?
it's not Adam and Eve. And no, it's not Adam and Steve, either.
but it IS totally random and awesome and freakin cool.
so hit the comment button down there and tell me whether or not you want to hear it.
go on...
click it.
you know you want to.